Skyrim:The Lusty Argonian Maid, v2

Book Information; The Lusty Argonian Maid, v2
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Locations
	Found in the following locations: Baldor Iron-Shaper's HouseDB; BenkongerikeDB; Haelga's Bunkhouse, on the table beside Haelga's bed; Highmoon Hall, under Joric's bed; Honningbrew Meadery, 2nd floor, on the shelf above Eimar's bed; Hrodulf's HouseDB; Kolbjorn BarrowDB exterior; Volkihar KeepDG, on a bookshelf in the library; Volkihar RuinsDG, Valerica's study, on a bookshelf;

The Lusty Argonian Maid, v2

by Crassius Curio

Another short scene from the pen of Vivec City's foremost playwright

ACT VII, SCENE II, CONTINUED

Lifts-Her-Tail: My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

Crantius Colto: This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

Lifts-Her-Tail: If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

Crantius Colto: Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.

Lifts-Her-Tail: You wish me to kneed [sic] the loaf? Here?

Crantius Colto: Of course.

Lifts-Her-Tail: But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.

Crantius Colto: Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.

Lifts-Her-Tail: Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!

Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT VII, SCENE II

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