Hi, some random FACTS for you to divulge:
- Martin and Juaffre publicly declared their love for each other on more than one occasion.
- Pure mages are unworthy of life.
- Earana needs to get over herself.
- Reynald Jemane is a fool, leaving a perfectly good home in Chorrol for a shack in the wilderness.
- Glarthir should be thrown off Dive Rock, not Adoring Fan.
- The Odiil Father needs to grow some balls.
- Glenroy should learn to survive, trained bodyguard?
- Arch Mage Traven needs to stop pointlessly commiting suicide at every given oppurtunity.
- Martin needs to show some emotion.
- Wilderness town/inn/settlement residents never seem to be attacked by creatures, yet there seems to be an inordinate number of hostiles in the game near settlements.
- Ogres wear minimal clothing to cover up their probable miniature genitals, yet Imps disgustingly reveal all?
- Modryn Oreyn is the best painter in all of Tamriel, no disputes.
- The Orc book seller whose name escapes me should be given 1,000,000 Septims and a mansion, just for being himself.
- Vilena Donton seems quite unemotional over her to sons' deaths.
- ALL Daedra worshippers are EVIL, apart from the Dunmer mentioned by an Orc.
- Hieronymus Lex couldn't spot a set up if it danced in front of him wearing the Gray Cowl of Nocturnal.
- Porkchop is offically the bravest animal in Cyrodiil, with the exception of Mojo.
- Beggars are maggots at the golden core of Tamriel.
- Emporer Uriel Septim is a dumbass, he could've at least TRIED not to die.
- Maglir should be introduced to Sheogorath in a bad mood.
- More faction questlines should be available, i.e Knights of the Thorn, Blades, Order of the Virtuous Blood etc.
- Mankar Camoran WOULD lose to a Mud Crab in combat.
- Not all forts should be abandoned, the Imperial Legion are dumbasses for that matter.
- Roland Jenseric is the most spineless character in Cyrodiil, with the exception of Maglir.
- Stacy's Mom has got it going on.
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